I Tested Positive for What?!

Your daddy has a job at Clemson this year, which means he is 2 1/2 hours away from me. While I knew in my heart that you had arrived, I had to wait the allotted time to take the pregnancy test. When I saw the positive response, I couldn't believe it. I'll be honest, the word that starts with f and ends in k came out of my mouth a few times. But then I started laughing. I decided to keep this secret between you and me for 3 days...that would be the next time I saw your daddy.