Who's Your Daddy?

Your father is a wonderful man. We've been married 7 years, but have been together for 12. He gets better and better every year. He just graduated with his PhD in December and is a visiting professor at Clemson. He lives in a small bachelor pad that I call my summer home. This is where he found out he was going to be a dad. I had him pick a hand from behind my back and revealed the pregnancy test. In the other hand, I revealed the box's directions. He was shocked, but also started laughing after a minute or two. Of course, the next day we headed to the library for baby books. We don't have a clue what to do with you.